bloggadocious

my fans have long been desperate for me to try my hand at this modern enterprise of blogging, and having waited sufficiently long enough to appear fashionably late to the scene, as it were, I have finally relented. Welcome to my first official post! It is wildly entertaining for me as well, you can be sure. Sarcasm and whatnot aside, I have to admit I don't really know what to say. I have always had a problem with journalling for much the same reason - or, more precisely, I always struggled with the fear that I would write a lot of nonsense and self-conscious drivel, and somebody might read it and think I'm a complete idiot. So I just didn't risk it. In those neurotic hypotheticals, I suppose I thought somebody would be rooting through my stuff, no doubt trying to find scandalous or otherwise incriminating information - or perhaps my writings would be collected for a posthumous memoir. Being such an important personage and all. Of course, in reality, my personal diaries would probably rather be collecting dust in a box in the attic, and I have merely cheated my self out of what surely would have been a rewarding survey of my past misadventures, musings, etcetera. Anyway, the funny thing is, as I have now decided to PUBLISH my drivel online, I can be sure that untold millions will have the opportunity to think I am a complete idiot. Happy reading!